My contribution for cheering Oppo up - My first AutoX!

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce) 12/30/2013 at 01:46 • Filed to: lolcar

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Well, technically my second but my first with a new exhaust and killer racing stripe. I miss this car. It tried to kill me multiple times. It never succeeded.

Its final attempt was to collapse and eject some subframe bushings and throw my steering rack out of alignment which caused me to have a bad off at my final AutoX with it. I killed a couple of cones and also damaged my water pump which led to lots of overheating and a bad transmission swiftly followed.

Anyways, enjoy me thrashing around a parking lot in an 800$ monte carlo LS.

Milky > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/30/2013 at 01:52

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Black wheels with a white stripe?! I'm disgusted.

TyFc3s-A car hating millennial > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/30/2013 at 01:55

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wow, never thought id see that.. im impressed haha

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky 12/30/2013 at 01:56

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IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/30/2013 at 01:59

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Ug. My girlfriend in HS had one of these, what an awful car.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > TyFc3s-A car hating millennial 12/30/2013 at 02:02

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I started running with the number 707 so if I flipped it (which almost happened) it would read "LOL" as people came to rescue me. I made our photographers promise to take a shot of that if it happened.

TyFc3s-A car hating millennial > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/30/2013 at 02:03

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hahahaha that is brilliant!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 12/30/2013 at 02:06

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The thing about crap cars is, they are a blast to hoon. I also got double hoon points in mine because I bought it with an interior that was bedazzled at one point or another. I found discolorations in patterened arrangements on the center stack that looked like dabs of glue were placed there at one point. The little bits of plastic jewels confirmed my fear. It felt only right to send it out the way I did.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/30/2013 at 02:07

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Fucking wind noise... that thing actually has a nice sound to it.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/30/2013 at 02:07

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Oh no, you are absolutely using it in the best possible way but god damn did I hate that car.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 12/30/2013 at 02:10

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Yeah. I do miss it though. It had a certain threshold for pain you just don't get in modern cars.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 12/30/2013 at 03:33

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It sounded like a camaro and it was hilarious to hear such noise from a car that slow. I was going to dinner with my friend in the passenger seat and I gave it a bootful at a stop light. I had been on it for about 5 seconds or so and he goes "woah, slow down man it's only 45 here" my response was "......I just hit 40".

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/30/2013 at 12:22

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lol

When the exhaust rusted off on my Grand Marquis I used to try and egg on everybody with a decently quick car. You know, the type of cars typically driven by hormonal guys looking to prove something, like muscle cars, WRX/Evo, modded trucks...